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Mr. Moustachio loved mustaches. His pamphlet "Mr. Moustachio's 10 Manliest Mustaches of All...
Mr. Moustachio loved mustaches. His pamphlet "Mr. Moustachio's 10 Manliest Mustaches of All Time" became an overnight sensation. Not one to waste time, he decided to see what other types of facial follicles he could create. After all, he took great pride in staying on top of the latest face fashions. One day, after visiting a petting zoo, Mr. Moustachio became inspired by the chin hair on some friendly Billy Goats. In a flash of brilliance, he decided that chin whiskers would be very stylish for the modern man. He decided to call this new style a "Goatee" and quickly...
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Mr. Moustachio was well-known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his...
Mr. Moustachio was well-known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his knowledge of face furniture, he quickly delved into the wide world of sideburns. Not one to mess with a muzzy, Moustachio quickly learned the ins and outs of these facial oddities. From thick, bushy pork chops to the more dignified chin strap, Mr. Moustachio perfected each style. His newly published pamphlet "5 Meatiest Pork Chops" is already topping the charts. Like Mr. Moustachio, adults and kids alike can experience the fun and excitement associated with facial hair using these sideburns! Each package comes with a total of...
$ 8.19
A lifelong mustache connoisseur, Mr. Moustachio set a high standard for face furniture....
A lifelong mustache connoisseur, Mr. Moustachio set a high standard for face furniture. Always dapperly dressed in a suit and top hat, Mr. Moustachio was the President and CEO of ULP (Upper Lip Plumage). Like Mr. Moustachio, adults and kids alike can experience the fun and excitement associated with a mustache using these temporary mustache tattoos! Each set comes with a total of 10 temporary tattoos. Each package contains one of the following styles: Wild Bill, Crumb Catcher, Fu-Man-Chu, Handle Bars, Rich Uncle Nicklebags, The Dali, Con Artist, Disco Dave, Rollin' Rollie and Stache O' Mania. Depending on the style,...
$ 13.19
It's Princess Penelope and Sammy Sarsaparilla's wedding day! And Myles is the chauffeur...
It's Princess Penelope and Sammy Sarsaparilla's wedding day! And Myles is the chauffeur who is driving them to the church in his pink limousine! An employee of "Peel Out Limo Services," Myles takes his job very seriously. Myles is a bright purple sock monkey smartly dressed in a gray tuxedo jacket with a black tie. His careful driving ensures that Sammy and Penelope, along with the members of their wedding party, (each sold separately) make it to the church on time. Made from soft polyester fibers, Myles measures approximately 16 inches tall. His clothes are not removable. This item is...
$ 8.49
Clean up your cords! Whether you're a hardcore gamer, an overachiever in the...
Clean up your cords! Whether you're a hardcore gamer, an overachiever in the office, or just have way too many cords behind your TV, you can organize and protect everything that plugs in with these cable sleeves. You won't have to worry about tangled wires or tripping over knots of electrical cords that lay about your house. It's as easy as wrapping your cords in the sturdy and flexible material, zipping them up in the sleeve to fit snuggly around the wires, and saying "goodbye" to tangled cords. Protect your cords from curious pets and children and hide them away...
$ 130.99
A Flood is Coming!God asked Noah to build an Ark and fill it...
A Flood is Coming!God asked Noah to build an Ark and fill it with two of every kind of animal. Noah obeyed, guiding all the animals on the Ark, including zebras, giraffes, elephants, even dogs and bunny rabbits! The rain began to pour for 40 days and 40 nights, then God made the sun shine and dried up all the rain. All the animals got off the Ark and roamed the renewed earth! Why You'll Love It:Our Ark is made purely from soft, plush materials. While it isn't quite 300 cubits long, this Ark measures 2 feet long, which is...